46 Funniest Husband Memes of the Week for Couples Who Are Best Friends (November 12, 2023)

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    My wife hollering for me after seeing a spider in the house THE DAD L I want him DEAD! I want his family, DEAD!
  • 02
    When your man helps clean but your idea of clean and his idea of clean are totally different and you're trying not to be an ungrateful
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    you are so childish, I am leaving you. LOE Good luck with that... the floor is lava
  • 04
    Watching my kids make friends with everyone at the playground THE DAD They make it look so easy.. connecting with another human being.
  • 05
    My bank account during the holiday season October December THE DAD November January
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    My wife: Are you ever going to finish that project you started? Me: [starting a brand new and completely unnecessary project] I don't have that kind of time. THE DAD
  • 07
    My belt when the holiday season hits THE DAD
  • 08
    Me when the recently married couple on HGTV starts disagreeing on what kind of home they want @cosmoskyle
  • 09
    THE DAD "Give us a few minutes to hand out the goodie bags, we made slime kits for everyone."
  • 10
    My wife before cooking Thanksgiving dinner for her extended family THE DAD mand I'M SO EXCITED, I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO SCARED
  • 11
    My kind of wedding cake! PS4
  • 12
    Your Job After Marriage Mom *Dad You *Your Wife Your Neighbours Brother
  • 13
    A Good Wife Can Bring Balance To Your Life
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    Playtime is OVER
  • 15
    MY FRIES ME MY GIRL WHO SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT ANY
  • 16
    My child's hands look like this cherr TRW TM/Q NO MUR simbleis er Star TM/ Mars, Int Mark. Singhus Rusi che Starburs KIND qu ROWLA so mine can look like that
  • 17
    Abby Jimenez @AbbyJimenez763 STRANGER: Hey, is that guy bothering you? ME: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
  • 18
    Ally @TragicAlly Here I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, "WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!" All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
  • 19
    Jenna Lightstone @jennalightstone This dude in Sephora told his wife "just get whatever you want" and I swear heads everywhere turned. 9/9/17, 3:35 PM
  • 20
    dani @danielanromero ladies get a man tht treats u like a queen when ur sick Like what's wrong? just breathe It's not that hard CO A A qw e iMessage r t fever and i cant breathe y u i oh ok Read 3:02 PM O р
  • 21
    Thomas "TombScar" Ridgewell > @thetomska girlfriend: *snores* me: you gremlin. you demon. how dare you keep me awake. dog: *snores* me: fantastic. wonderful. you precious and joyful creature. 12:13 AM -26 Oct 2018
  • 22
    Jacob Bayless @Jake_5_Bayless Follow Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS" Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too"
  • 23
    Kid: mommy, how come my dinosaur doesn't roar anymore and all my tractors stopped making digging noises? Me: All
  • 24
    what @chanelpuke *wedding day* husband: for better for worse... till death do us part me: and husband: *sighs* And I vow to never stop u from adopting a dog RETWEETS LIKES 3,554 6,630 Source: jigglypuffsvevo
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    At the end of the day it's all about who u wanna own a dog with
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    Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
  • 27
    Michaela Okland @MichaelaOkla Having a kid sounds stressful like how do you make sure they have just enough childhood trauma that they'll turn out funny
  • 28
    Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn [Friday night] Wife: *tells me weekend plans* Follow [Saturday morning] Me: What are we doing this weekend?
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    zackisontumblr thebootydiaries brightindie my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude Source: indiedreams 201,223 notes 27
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    Housy Wife @wife_housy Follow Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. 6:34 AM - 17 Jul 2015 17 965 1,672
  • 31
    DPW @pondermymaker (100 miles from exit) Wife: You need to get in the right lane. Follow
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    C~ Follow @aGreeneyedChic Being married is just wiping someone else's toothpaste spittle off the vanity mirror EVERYDAY.
  • 33
    Watching your kid do something they might get hurt doing without interfering because you want to them to learn and grow and become their own strong person but you're still 100% in your pants @HowToBeADad
  • 34
    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Son: Why is it called "hanging up" when you end a phone call? Phones don't hang anywhere. Me: *curling up into the fetal position*
  • 35
    Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson Follow Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home. 12:45 AM - 29 May 2015 £ 1,400 2,464
  • 36
    James Breakwell @xplodingUnicorn Wife: Beavers mate for life. Follow Me: I wonder how they make it work. Wife: They never have to listen to each other eat cereal. Me: *chews more quietly*
  • 37
    Slade's Situation™ @Dad_in_Brief *Looking for something around the house. Me: Have you seen it? Wife: Yes, I put it back where it belongs. Me: Ah, thank you. *Still has no idea where it is. Follow
  • 38
    Her: I'm exhausted I was up till 4am with the baby Him: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late Bay Store ck shuttersto hutterstock
  • 39
    My wife: Ok, you can choose a coffee table. It'll be hard to get something stupid. Me: Challenge accepted THE
  • 40
    Be safe Taking off love u! How ? All I can do is sit on the plane And accept whatever happens Your negative thoughts play a role Okay then I guess this is goodbye forever
  • 41
    Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Follow Marriage is equal parts "I would die without you" and "For the love of God, do you have to sneeze like that?"
  • 42
    Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Follow My husband bought off-brand toilet paper, and it's just sad I never knew I was living with a psycho until now.
  • 43
    P James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn I'm never more nervous than when I insist we're out of something and my wife goes to look for it herself. 11:27 PM - Sep 27, 2017 102 1,130 9,553
  • 44
    Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn *tosses bath towel on hotel floor* [text from wife at home] "Pick that up." 3:59 AM - Aug 2, 2017 15 1 763 1,717
  • 45
    How your girl looks when she's about to ask for something
  • 46
    My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night, watching my husband sleep with his worthless @nikkianderson.

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